Insomnia's effects on a worried brain

Today is the day I should get my scan results. And yes this post if it registers correctly was made at 3:35 AM.
I am worried. So there. Every now and then a little worry is okay to admit, right?
But I will distract myself with some rambling...the kind of rambling one does to avoid thinking about serious life altering scenarios.

Ponderable Questions

• Do you think Leona Helmsley's dog has a crystal chandellier in the dog house?
• How the hell do they attach Britney's hair extensions -wasn't the girl bald just 5 months ago?
• Do telemarketers accept calls from other telemarketers?
• Can you get workers comp from a papercut if it becomes infected and disables you?
• No solicitors. Are girl scouts peddling those cute yummy cookies considered solicitors?
• There is no i in team...who comes up with this bull?

Just saying...

• West Nile virus really isn't that exotic if your Egyptian.
• The pet rock, doggie steps, spray on hair...modern marvels!
• The inventor of the Flowbee was in cahoots with the developer of the Mullet hairstyle.
• You're a roadie. The rock life is in your blood. Now...imagine your next assignment is a Hanson show.
• The running man...ahhhh I miss this dance move.
• The beret...this could have made a comeback. Great job, Monica Lewinsky!

Alright, now I'm just going to try to get some sleep...I have successfully distracted myself.